Judy Nollet
the e-Writing expert™

50 Ways to Weave Your Website
(parody lyrics by Judy Nollet)

The problem is all inside your tagging, don't you know.
The traffic will come if you just follow SEO.
I'd like to help your online presence, make it grow.
There must be 50 ways to weave your website.

It really is best if there's no pop-up to intrude.
Furthermore, the writing must be clear to not be misconstrued.
And don't steal content, or you might risk being sued.
There must be 50 ways to weave your website.

Use some cookies to track, Jack.
Make a site plan, Ann.
But don't overdue, Lou,
Since bad design stinks.
Add a cool shopping cart, Bart.
Make a clicked button dim, Kim.
Just keep the look clean, Jean,
And get yourself links.

It will grieve users so if searches are in vain,
And links that do not work, well, they're really such a pain.
Oh, yes, they'll appreciate it, if your website can attain
The 50 ways.
The best of sites is never mapped out overnight,
And I believe that in the process you'll begin a new re-write,
Then do updates 'til you realize it's probably all right.
There must be 50 ways to weave your website.

Add a button to "Like," Mike.
Show a cute pic, Dick.
You do need to deploy, Roy,
and get yourself links.
Just edit the text, Rex,
And you should run some spell checks.
Remember to save, Dave.
Then go have some drinks!

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Category: Multimedia Matters